Bgawwwk! - Teh Tankcat Six

Bgawwwk! - It's Ok, I Have Avoided Crisis Once Again.

It's Ok.

One hour later and it's safe for biological beings such as you and me to be within the vicinity of the kitchen area without contracting some sort of disease.

And already! I just cleaned the damn place! Already, trash and dishes!

Bgawwwk! - What Happens When No One Does Teh Dishes For Three Weeks And Your Suitemates Leave Food In Teh Dishes They Use.

Yes, those black things that look like tarantula legs--those are bananas.

He told me that the browner they got, the better they were for making banana bread.

I'm not sure if that was true or not, but he never made banana bread with them.

Most of the cereal and whatnot is about 2-3 weeks old, the bananas: much much older.

Bgawwwk! - Christine Has Sex With Every Man, and, At The Time He Was Fondling Her Breasts

Once again, real material.